Patient ZERO Speeks!
March 14th, 2008You are not patient ZERO, I am! Stop being SO PARANIOD! I would like to get a few things off my chest. The following list contains some true and false statements about me.
- I AM an Indigio Employee.
- I AM truly sorry for anyonone I may have infected, really…. really, really!
- I AM no longer contageous.
- I do NOT fill the soda-pop machine, nor do I lick your drink cans, however I have been known to lick the occasional mouse or keyboard.
- I did NOT introduce this virus to the office, but someone who sits NEAR me did. He or she knows who they are, and he/she is very sorry as well.
- I AM going to use sick time the next time I feel under the weather, and not try to “work through it.”
Please do not try to figure out my identity. IT has been sworn to secrecy, as well as Tom. Doing so may result in further infection.
Again, please accept my sincerest apologies.
Signed,
Patient ZERO
